News.

Ok, a contradiction has been made.
I've just joined a gym.
I lied; I'm not happy about myself. Whoops.

SPIN CLASS=DEATH. Hopefully, these feelings of death will soon decrease as I participate more. Hopefully. Hope...fully...
All I can think is feeling like your legs are literally disembarking from your joints can surely lead to a better me, with 500 fewer calories inside my body.

On a rather brisk change of topic...It seems the BBC are hiring more husky-voiced female reporters...
Is there a new study going around concluding that deeper-voiced women are a massive turn-on? Who knows. Perhaps they forgot to take their oestrogen in the morning? Pete Burns sure did.