Costume.

Britain is becoming overhauled by America. I love America but there are some things that we've just got to handle as separate nations.
Blatantly using Hallowe'en as an example, as this is coming up in a couple of days.
Hallowe'en used to be dressing up like vampires and scaring the shit out of the old hag next door but now it's turned into a 'dress in whatever tha fook ya want'. Of course, this has always been the tradition in America.
All I can say is, you can't scare someone in a Snow White outfit?!
And why is it that pretty much all fancy-dress companys that create Hallowe'en costumes for women are slutty costumes? Not all of us have the inability to shut our legs y'know. Just because it's a 'holiday' doesn't mean that you're going to be getting some vagajay anytime soon, mate.

Hallowe'en is fun though. I plan to spend my Hallowe'en with friends and beer at a gig. Lovely.